anatomy of a shark bite
cease to resist, giving my goodbye
drive my car into the ocean
you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
on a wave of mutilation
i've kissed mermaids, rode the el nino
walked the sand with the crustaceans
could find my way to mariana
on a wave of mutilation
Aug 6, 2009
9:50pm
i read an article about
a guy buying a bike on craiglist. it went something exactlyl ike this
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I knew I had to have it.
I had three questions for the owner, which I emailed to him. They were as follows:
—“How many speeds does it have?”
—“Is this a Grant Petersen Bridgestone?”
—“Do you take Paypal?”
Shortly thereafter I received an email from someone named Jeff, who answered my questions thusly:
—“it goes how fast you peddle it.”
—“i got it off this guy frank. if grant sez its his i dont know nothing about it.”
—“whats paypal. im not a homo.”
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